Dear......

Lice F Off!!!!



I am beyond done hosting you in any form in our home.  I can think of lots of better places for you to be.... as in .. anywhere but here.  I have suffocated, dyed, pesticided, natural oiled, flat ironed, conditioned, stripped, cursed sworn and yelled at you ... but still you choose not to leave.    

Yourmat has been removed from our home.

Feel free to move on, away, around us... Think of us as a medieval town where you will be put in stocks when you come back...  You will be ridiculed, laughed at, have rotten produce thrown at you and generally maligned.  You sure you want to come back????

Princess Bolly will now be under constant guard to make sure you get the point.  Sweet Boy refuses to play with you and Princess Diva in her hormonal-ness of the moment has sworn off you.   So there, you are not wanted so go away and stay away.

And if you think this is bad you should see how I treat Bullies and other annoying people in life!